January, I Really Wish I Liked You

I must confess, I really have never been a fan of the month of January.  Of all twelve months, this one in particular stands out as one that I simply cannot wrap my arms around and give a big squeeze.  We need to have a few words…

January,

You are not dear to me, so you do not get a “Dear January” as I begin this rant, er, I mean, letter. To me you are the longest, coldest, dreariest month of the year.  You begin on a day that I have stayed up much too late the night before, and I am bone tired on the first day of you. Every. Single. Year.

January

Sickness is your companion, January.  Colds, coughs, flu are all best friends with you, and I am stuck inside, lonely, avoiding sickness as best as I am able.

I cannot even enjoy two consecutive days of sunshine with you around.  You are hoarder of cloudy days where I live, more than 70% of you is overcast, and that makes me a mighty irritated person  – you Vitamin D depleter!

Oh, and thanks for all the cold, sleet, snow, and wind, too.  You are much longer than your thirty-one days with weather like this.

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My cheerful Christmas decorations all come down on your guard, and my home looks plain and unadorned, as I refuse to decorate for Valentine’s Day until February.

And all those awesome Christmas gifts I bought come back to bite me on my credit card statements that you so graciously deliver early in your tenure.

And those thoughtful resolutions I made prior to your arrival to be better and do better? Well, they slowly fall apart under your smarmy gaze.

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All that indulging in delicious holiday food manifests itself when your name appears on my brand new calendar: on my belly, my hips, my thighs.

January, you are where professional football goes to die each year because my team isn’t quite there yet.

The only thing I like about you January is the fact that we have some birthdays to celebrate when you’re around; the only bright oasis in a desolate winter tundra.

Now February, I await for your arrival like a romantic date with my beloved, with your short weeks, vacation time, and dynamic holidays.

February

Please come soon, February, I cannot wait to dump your friend, January.

Dreaming of spring,

Sunny

3 thoughts on “January, I Really Wish I Liked You

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